burrgerking:

"what do u want to be when u grow up"

not u

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barebackinq:

drunktrophywife:

barebackinq:

Whats more rare? Finding a straight boy or finding a top on tumblr?

I think it’s more rare to find someone who likes your blog :/

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thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

Can we just talk about the default Netflix profile picture

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Hey 

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Hey

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wanna watch a movie 

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dirudo:

Making a cool new friend

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portablemiah:

*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area

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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

  • Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
  • Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
  • Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
  • Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
  • Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
  • Woman: That's a shame.
  • Me: Why?
  • Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
  • Cashier: Why is it a shame?
  • Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
  • Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
  • Woman: It's offensive!
  • Me: But how does it affect you?
  • Woman: What?
  • Me: hell yea bitch dis go hard as hell flocka i will suck big dick team slut all day and week month year and century i love big naps D I C K S Q U A D
  • Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
  • Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.